some things you should never, ever do at home (or anywhere else)

July 3, 2007

never, ever, ever in any place should you cut a small flap in a tennis ball, stuff it full of heads from strike anywhere matches, and throw it against a wall. it defenitley doesn’t explode…

never spray a considerable amount of perfume/cologne in a narrow necked glass bottle, and drop a match in it. it will never make an awesome whistling sound while green flames shoot out the top.

never ever ever in your right mind throw a handful of flour into a flame (the flame should be at least as big as a teekee torch). defenitely don’t throw it very hard. it won’t burst into blue flame.

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One Response to “some things you should never, ever do at home (or anywhere else)”

  1. Tex Says:

    what about taking a pop bottle with a little water, dropping in dry ice, capping it, and throwing it. Should you ever do that?


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