July 7, 2007

do you know what year it is? ’07. do you know what month of the year it is? july, aka 7. do you know what day of july it is? the 7. do you know what time this post was posted? 7:07. thats right:

7/7/07 7:07.


i went for a longish horse ride on the fourth. no biggie. until the next morning. i could hardly walk. it lasted about four days severely, and now it isn’t to bad, but i can still feel it. it doesn’t help that i’ve been riding my $280.oo new bike. more on the bike later. but anyway, i’ve been doing about 8 miles a day, and my butt is sooo sore.

now to the laptop. i got a new laptop. it was pretty sweet. actually i can’t complain. it was free. more on that later. but anyway, it’s a Toshiba ME, but the former owner upgraded to XP. good right? not. it took up way to much space on the itty bitty hard drive. so my neighbor says he’ll help me put 98 on there, cuz ME actually isn’t as good as 98. great. we delete all the files, since nothing was important on it, and start installing 98. it goes flawlessly, until it asks us for a product code. uh-oh. now 98 has become aware of it’s self and won’t let us load ME on instead (we made sure we had the product code¬† for ME). but noooooo, it would be waaaay to easy to do that. the ME disk is actually not a boot disk, it’s an upgrade. so now my computer can’t boot, is possesed by 98, and we don’t have a boot disk. kevin (the neighbor) kinda felt like it was his fault, so he went online and spent some cash getting the ME to be a boot disk plus an upgrade. but we haven’t done it yet, so i’m waiting for the next catch.

never, ever, ever in any place should you cut a small flap in a tennis ball, stuff it full of heads from strike anywhere matches, and throw it against a wall. it defenitley doesn’t explode…

never spray a considerable amount of perfume/cologne in a narrow necked glass bottle, and drop a match in it. it will never make an awesome whistling sound while green flames shoot out the top.

never ever ever in your right mind throw a handful of flour into a flame (the flame should be at least as big as a teekee torch). defenitely don’t throw it very hard. it won’t burst into blue flame.


July 3, 2007

whohoho! i just looked at the new theme! that is soooo wicked (i normally don’t use that word, it just seemed to fit the… i have no idea how to spell it. here is the phonetic equivelent… om-bee-ons)

short post

July 3, 2007

haha! that was fun! i like making crap up. for more such stories, The Gloaming. coming to your blogroll soon.


July 3, 2007

did you hear about france?! nobodies gonna believe this, but france is considering changeing the name! of the country!!!!¬† ya know how the old currency there was the franc? well, it’s the euro know, and people feel like keeping the name reminds them too much about the old currency, so there considering a new name. most people think it will come down to either Courendesie (coor-en-dez-ee-a), Tanadu (ta-nay-doo), or Thispostistotalbull (this-powst-iz-tow-tall-bul).